sweatshirt

A word that is ruined because of Jacob Sartorious

P1: Did you hear the song, Sweatshirt?

P2: Yo, If i did, would I be alive right now?

by Neutral June 2, 2016

beer sweats

An uncomfortable condition of excessive sweating the day after binge drinking. Caused by all the booze screwing up your hypothalamus, which regulates your body temperature.

Yeah, I was pretty tore up last night. Now I'm paying for it with a splitting headache and a bad case of the beer sweats.

by DownWithGravity June 24, 2013

nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.

"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."

by Nigellus December 18, 2007

stim sweats

when you take a lot of stimulants and you start having cold sweats

Me; yo dawg I'm getting stim sweats

Dawg; drink some water bro

by dovc October 12, 2021

Shit Sweats

The profuse perspiration that one experiences when they feel as though their ass hole is literally about to explode with a mass amount of fecal matter, and there is no bathroom readily accessible.

Oh man, oh man! Pull over RIGHT now! I have the shit sweats! This deuce needs to drop right now!

by Kissesfromkrista November 19, 2010

Jizz Sweats

To abstain from masturbation or sex for such a long time that you start sweating semen.

After abstaining for 7 days Jimmy awkwardly got the Jizz sweats at Grandma's house.
blue balls semen meat sweats cum sweats

by Peggyatthestar January 26, 2015

sweatsy

adj.: being both sweaty and sexy.

Damn, that girl is sweatsy.

by BigMikeB July 31, 2006