Smas-hole

Smug Asshole: Making other feel less as a person based on their lack of owning a Prius. To be a complete and utter douche bag.

Man 1: Hey man hows it going?

Man 2(smas-hole): Really? How's it going?!?! Well, my body fat is at 5%, my girlfriend is smokin hot and I just got a new tat on my shoulder- it's a lone wolf! So yeah, I'm good man.

Man 1: What a smas-hole!

by TeamHotMess January 13, 2015

Stashole

Stasholes are them types of people that keep stashes of goods (candy, sweets, etc.) in the spot(s) where everyone knows, and not give you any permission to have some.

Friend 1: I wonder if John will finally let me have a piece of candy that he got.
Friend 2: No way he'll say yes.
Friend 1: Why do you think that?
Friend 3: Because he's an stashole, if you know what that is.
Friend 1: Ohh one of them guys. Yeah never mind.

by Jeremiah Lovestein August 11, 2016

SAShole

Semester at Sea voyagers

Glad to see the SASholes back together!

by ThisGuuyy November 16, 2017

Smashley

A girl named Ashley who never learns from her mistakes and continues to drink and get in trouble. Models her behavior after Lohan = whorish with visits to jail and rehab on her resume. See also Trashley.

I guess the rehab stint and house arrest were for naught. Smashley got another DUI.

by foundaboutu August 7, 2010

Smashley

A large woman weighing over 300 lbs. A nick name for a certain type of person. Similar in use to calling someone a Jerry or a karen.

I'm going to the all you can eat buffet in hopes of picking up a nice smashley. I was going to cook bacon but when I was at the store a rude smashley bought out the entire stock for herself.

by Escobar Marineros July 6, 2019

Smashley

1. overactive in their text messages (NOT ON SILENT!!)see typeractive
2. takes advantage of free condoms
3. loves the futon. loves ON the futon.

This weekend, her roommate pulled a Smashley ...i swear she had sex on the futon five times!!

by Ho Ho and Chi Chi December 6, 2007

Smashley

When a girl named Ashley is mad she will become Smashley. Referring to the well-loved Marvel character known as Hulk who catchphrase is, "Hulk Smash". When Ashley becomes mad and frustrated she may want to also smash. As a result of her smashing she as known as Smashley.

Maddie: Ashley are you okay

Ashley: Grrrr no

Agatha: Oh no...... it's Smashley

Ashley: (turns big and green) SMASHLEY SMASH ( everyone runs for their lives)

by Hyhghhh April 29, 2019