Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.

Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker”

by 3Djoker November 15, 2018

J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise

I am going to j torrie smacker myself

by Naw sack July 2, 2020

smarlen

A bottom feeding fish who is to lazy to swim with both fins and just lays on the bottom of the ocean going in circles.

That guy is really being a smarlen today.

by Dupper March 27, 2009

smackerel

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smackerel of honey."

by davo99 December 26, 2011

smackeral

The amount of honey that Whinne the Pooh eats, everytime he puts his hand in the honey pot.

"Mmm delicous, just a smakeral of honey."

by AliceIn Wonderland September 22, 2003

smackey head

People that annoy, anger or frustrate you at school during playtime. This new phrase is highly adaptable and can be used in any irritating situation.

Joe is a Smackey Head for taking away my toy truck.

It’s Monday and Sarah is being a Smackey Head again.

That’s my Transformer you Smackey Head!

Come back here you Smackey Head!

by KIDSRFUNNY June 26, 2021

Peppermint Smacker

The act of chewing strong peppermint flavored gum, and giving a man oral sex.

Daniel received his first peppermint smacker when he was drunk, not knowing what it was or what the outcome would be. He liked it though.

by xWOODSTOCKx March 5, 2011