Smackwich

The art of placing a person's head between your hands and smacking them on each side of the head simultaneously. Usually said person is one that is loathed or disliked entirely. Most recently debuted on the TV show "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23" where Chloe threatens to give a smackwich to a co-worker.

Chloe - If anyone says anything else about Margerie, Brenda's getting a smackwich!
Brenda - *gasps*
Chloe - Brenda's head is the lunchmeat and my hands are the bread! *smack*

by shnnn000 November 13, 2012

midnight snack smack

To treat oneself to a quick cock rub in the middle of the night / to masterbate after midnight

I'm gonna have to change my sheets before my girlfriend comes over these things are so stained from all my midnight snack smacks.

by blumpkin25 January 19, 2016

Tit smack

Used to describe an event where a woman's large breasts smack against someone, something or even themselves.

Alternatively, it can be used the other way around to describe the action of actually smacking an individual or set of titties.

Ex. 1

Without looking, the french teacher, Ms. E. Norma Stits quickly turned around and tit smacked lil Timmy in the face, knocking his glasses off.

Ex. 2

Shut the fuck up or I'll tit smack the shit outta you with my dick!

by Youknowwhoiam2 January 23, 2014

smackaroonies

dollars. sometimes called smackers. see also buckaroonies.

That'll cost ya three smackaroonies, that plastic-wrapped convenience store pastry you have there.

by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016

Wet Smack

The sound a person , presumably male , makes when having sex and his testicles slap against his partner's skin.

"I wet smacked Carol last week so that she would make me a sandwich "

by Locomon007 May 12, 2014

just smack it

Another way of saying to get things done. Just do it, but so much quicker and so much better. Once you commit to smacking it, you have to follow through. "Smack it"- Do it. "Let's smack this"- Let's do this. Made famous through Casey Neistat's video, "just SMACK IT."

"Just smack it."-Dan "Let's smack this." -Dan "C'mon dude let's smack that."-Dan "Should we just smack that?"- Dan

by The Fountain of Wisdom May 28, 2018

smackify

to bitch or pimp-slap in such an incomprehensibly angry, dramatic, and painful way that one's dignity is lost forever. All individuals who have been smackified are sent to rebuild pyramids in Egypt, reconstruct broken parts of the Great Wall of China in China, or drink copious amounts of Kool-Aid until the ends of their lives.

I smackify bitches all day erryday!

by imaninjarawrrawrrr December 29, 2010