Slovakian McDonald’s

Where you ask all of the McDonald’s workers to shit and then they prepare that large lump of shit as a Big Mac

Went to maccies last night lad. the best Slovakian McDonald’s I’ve ever had

by Caplocc December 31, 2021

slovakian blowjob

When you're giving a guy head but before you suck it you grab a cheese grader and shred his cock

I gave my boyfriend the best slovakian blowjob last night

by Big papa butch January 12, 2018

Slovakian Watermelon

A typical slovakian prank, in which watermelon gets covered by shit after being put into a toilet.(often public toilets)

Hey, im feeling bored, let's slovakian watermelon our school.

by Klepetokoleso May 25, 2019

Slovakian Spoon

When a guy shits in a girl's vagina then proceeds to scoop it out with a spoon and eat it.

Last night was insane! I did the Slovakian Spoon and puked 3 times!

by DDistrict December 10, 2022

Slovakian Sledgehammer

When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.

Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.

Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!

I was in hospital

Oh no! What happened?

I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis

Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*

Oh really, you've tried it before?

No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

slovakian turtleneck

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.

I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.

by Drakesta23 November 24, 2013

Slovakian Slayer

A singular ruthless assasin of Minnesota. Hails from Slovakia and is known for his depraved actions and utter hatred for mankind. Allied with Chemical Erik.

"The Slovakian Slayer left 18 dead bodies around the compound seized for Chemical Erik's nefarious employment."

by unknown May 12, 2003