Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.

Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."

by RawCocoa August 9, 2013

slaloming

to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption

"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"

by CKMeredith October 21, 2011

slallyed

When a fellow sales person books the sale of another salesperson.

Hey man that's my customer, You Slallyed me. give it back

by john kellerw November 4, 2008

Montana Slalom

Downhill Skiing with no less than 10 dudes. Each dude cranking the guy on either side of him.

Chris called the crew over for a Montana Slalom.

by George of the Concrete Jungle May 25, 2018

Slalom

A sexual position where the male partner is lying flat on the ground, penis erect, and the female is riding the throbbing sausage like a skier, by means of squatting up and down with dildos in each hand.

Miley Cyrus totally just slalomed that 8th grader. Its on efuked.com!

by Throbber69rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 16, 2008

Slaller

A version of a slut, but one that just plays with a guy's balls. Like a baller but instead it's a slut , and a baller combined to make slaller.

She is such a slut. No honey she's what we call a slaller,

by Cnp81403 June 22, 2017

slalombrus

A norwegian word for beer.

" Oh Guys i drank to much Slalombrus yesterday"

by Æsk October 11, 2018