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Johnny sins

1: How did you fail no nut november?

2: Because of Johnny sins.
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Johnny Sins

The human male version of Barbie. Has any job you can possibly think of.
I aspire to become like Johnny Sins one day.
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the 7 deadly sins

Seven basic human vices that, when taken in excess, can be percieved as evil, and potentially injure or kill the person indulging in said vices, or anyone around him/her.

Lust: The obsession with personal gratification and/or pleasure. This does not have to be sexual, but it usually is.

Wrath: Different from Anger, Wrath is the uncontrolled hatred for someone or something, and the unquenchable desire to exact revenge on said object/person. The wrathful person feels he *must* seek retribution on the focus of his anger, and is usually so consumed by his rage, that they usually cannot calm down after their revenge is complete.

Greed: The tendency to want more than you need. This can be wealth, power, sexual gratification (see Lust), etc. Usually, greedy people seek to add to their collection, through any way possible, and with no regard to others. It doesn't matter if others need the money, power, etc. to survive; If the greedy person sees it, he/she will do anything to acquire it.

Sloth: Extreme laziness. Slothful people feel that everything should be done for them, and will refuse to do anything for themselves. Such people would usually not get a job, even if they need to; sleep for most of the day, and then lounge around for the rest of it; etc. They have no desire to do anything that would require any ammount of effort or work, and would usually pass off those responsibilities to other people.

Envy: Having an unusual interest in another's abilities, personality, luck, etc., and an unusually strong jealousy towards said person, because of those traits. This causes the envious person to copy the object of their envy, and/or trying everything they can to acquire what the object of their envy has.

Gluttony: Similar to Greed, it is the consumption of something to excess. Instead of merely acquiring the object, it is absorbed and depleted, usually until there is nothing left. Usually used in reference to the consumption of food, it can also be used to describe the consumption of a natural resorce, funds, charity, etc., until there is nothing left for use, usually denying others from using that same resorce.

Pride: Interchangable with Vanity, Pride is the overexaggerating of one's abilities or accomplishments. Prideful people usually inflate their own worth far over what it should be, and in the process, overinflate their egos, as well. They tend to act high-and-mighty, and consider themselves of far more importance to people than they really are.
Lust is wanting to screw everything that moves, at all hours of the day.

Greed is also known as Bill Gates.

Envy is wanting your best friend's boyfriend, even though he hates your guts, and trying to seduce him, anyway.

Wrath is killing a cop, because he gave you a ticket on a bad day of yours.

Sloth is living in your parents basement, still paying video games, when you're 45.

Pride is better known as the Bush Administration.

Gluttony is better known as Bill Gates at the local supermarket's snack aisle.
by SynjoDeonecros July 13, 2004
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Seven Deadly Sins

<N, theo.>
Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:

1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.

2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.

3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.

4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).

5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.

6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.

7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.
Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?
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Johnny Sins

A man that has done the impossible, he lived in a poor family with his other family members working in the military hopefully gaining a dime for their efforts just to survive. Johnny dropped out of high school at the age of 15 and worked as a pizza delivery man to gain money for his poor poor family. Eventually he signed up to be a plumber, then a police man, a military veteran, then a firefighter. After that he went back to school to gain his degrees and he became a teacher. Sadly, he had cancer and lost all of his hair, his family cried over him in his "Death Bed" every day, hoping for it to be just a silly nightmare. But Johnny, survived his cancer, he became a doctor and cured cancer so no one had to experience what this chad experienced. He then got married shortly after and worked as a teacher in school, teaching kids and teens about Maths and Sex Ed. He then decided to become an astronaut and explore many planets, this man's life story shows how we should never give up even when life is hard on us.

Plus he also did all of our moms
Johnny Sins is my dad, people mistake people for being fatherless but it's because our father is working really hard guys
by DDLCYuriFanboy May 24, 2022
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7 deadly sins

1.Pride
2.Envy
3.Gluttony
4.Lust
5.Anger
6.Greed
7.Sloth

90% of us do those every day...so who really cares...
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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