Simp

Someone who does way too much for a person they like

Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.

by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020

Asshole Simp

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.

Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020

Caltrain Simp

A simp for Caltrain, usually pretty stupid.

Metra Person: Fuck Caltrain Simps!

Some other train person: I agree with this statement.

by Caltrain Sucks February 23, 2021

Venti Simp

A favouritism towards the Genshin Impact character "Venti" also known as "Barbatos" and "Windborne bard" being a Venti simp means you love him with all your heart and will not hesitate to ask to be his husband/wife on spot if he were real. And of you are a Venti simp there is a 90% chance you scream his name/freak out everytime he appears in the story

"I am a Venti Simp" "This person is a Venti Simp"

by SugarMaple616 July 25, 2021

Wolfox is an aqua simp

He is quite the simp! We know this because Aqua is a confirmed furry (as seen in multiple occasions) and also was a staff member. Being a staff member makes Wolfox simp you because he is a suck-up.

Wolfox is an aqua simp.
Agreed!!!

by the peepee poopooman April 13, 2021

simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

Hoe-Simp

Hoe-Simp is defined as someone who acts like a hoe but yet has no chance of getting with anything

Hope Smith is a Hoe-Simp. She is such a Hoe-Simp that she goes for the gay kids.

by Broccolieidoli August 6, 2020