shwasted 

to be too fucked up to say words correctly

i'm so shwasted, i drank like this much

shwasted by meowkittycat July 31, 2012

shwasted 

a term originally derived in western Pennsylvania used to describe the act of consuming large quantities of alcohol, followed by begging a friend to drive to Sheetz, a local gas station famous for great late night food.
Contrary to popular belief, the term does not have origin in the combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted".

A shwasted night ain't done without at least three of those Jr. Burgers for 99 cents.

shwasted by Dank Deez April 25, 2008

shwasted 

Being stoned and wasted simultaneously

After hitting the bong and drinking a six pack I was feeling very shwasted.

shwasted by Juan Encarnacion May 25, 2007

Shwasted 

Being so hammered drunk that you are both shitfaced and waisted at the same time. (sh-wasted)

Dude last night I drank like 34 beers and got shwasted.

Shwasted by I know the lingo December 28, 2007

Shwasted 

Drunk, wasted, intoxicated

I'm effin shwasted dudes!!!

Shwasted by Niki-K October 7, 2007

shwasted 

an extreme state of drunkeness. combination of the words shitty and wasted.

I got totally shwasted last night at that crazy party.

shwasted by Susan Fragiacomo December 17, 2008

Shwasted 

Shwasted is a mix of being s.h.i.t faced and wasted. its awesome.

Hey adri.
Yes mickela.
I am so Shwasted!
Wat?
I am SHWASTED!
Oh i forgot wat that ment.

Shwasted by thatpsychogirl May 6, 2010