Shum

A combination of shit and cum

Banks seriously!?! You shummed on the carpet, again? You can’t just leave your shit and cum everywhere.

by ShumMaster August 13, 2021

shum

a mixture of shit and cum, created by a disturbed soul on twitter

"what would you do if someone jumped over you and shummed on top of your head"

by sojudreaming February 18, 2021

Shum

Masturbating while taking a shit.

Comes from the words shit and cum mixed together.

“Hey bro where are you going?”
“I'm going to the bathroom to take a shum.”

by Bobismybro232 August 16, 2020

Shum

to shit and cum simultaneously

“Im shumming!”

“Im about to Shum!”

by greek dictionary January 17, 2021

Shummed

The act in which a boyfriend or husband is under the impression that their significant other is pregnant with their child when in fact they are pregnant with some other man's child.

That bi@!#ch totally "shummed" him.

by Snoopdoggydex February 22, 2008

Shumming

Shitting and cumming at the same time; the double pleasure for guys

Mason: “Nicole I’m shumming shumming!”

by Gary8474662728 October 6, 2019

shum shum

slang for psychedelic mushrooms.

after i had my shum shums i saw beautiful colors

by stephanie sorrell August 18, 2006