shfuck

to say shit and fuck in the same or 1 word. not to be confused with the physical act of both words

I just locked my keys and the blunt in the car, shfuck!

by kitab December 31, 2007

SHTF gun

The one gun that is planned on being relied on if the 'SHTF'. Although the choice of weapon for this purpose is highly personal, most will select a robust rifle (or shotgun, especially in an urban environment) of proven ability under adverse conditions. Most importantly, it will be a weapon with which the owner is very familiar. Virtually all gun owners will, if pressed, admit that they have designated one of their arms as the 'shtf'gun.

In spite of its WW II vintage the M-1 Garand is still a favorite SHTF gun; its offers .30-06 punch and rarely malfunctions under even the most trying conditions.

by Mike Bishop September 23, 2006

SHTF

"Shit hits the fan"

"SHTF" or "When shit hits the fan" is a popular phrase referring to the ultimate situation in which a man would need to try and survive off the land. The collapse of civilization.

The phrase is commonly used among survivalists and generally most firearm collectors or outdoors man.

See: apocalypse, end of the world, FUBAR, Survive

Guy 1: "Hey, that's a nice machete.

Guy 2: "Thanks. I'll probably use this in a SHTF situation.

by BiGoDeViN October 6, 2012

shtummer

A person who is told to keep "shtum" (quiet) but continues talking shit regardless

What a shtummer that uri really is. We told him he's full of shit but he won't keep shtum

by Pale Orc April 4, 2015

shtupping

Having sex; fucking.

Did you know Brian is shtupping his secretary?

by illEATurHARTout March 4, 2004

shtuff

a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.

Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.

by sallie1413 April 13, 2010

shtunes

gay slang for Show Tunes.

"OMG Mark, you have the original cast album of Company, you are the king of shtunes!"

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009