Shmuck

The shit you find inside your previously used textbook. Ranging from lipgloss to coffee to blood, it can glue together pages, or just make you puke.

"Mr.S! Shmuck has glued together the pages for tonight!"
"Whose book was that?"
" (Person)"
"Ohhh, it's probably the DNA extractions we took from urine last year."
...................

by hearmymeow February 27, 2011

shmucking

fucking, literally; having intercourse with...

yo, you shmucking that girl?

by Alexisandria January 12, 2006

shmuck

The Part of Your Cock cut off during curcumscion

Guy-Look wat i got
Guy2-What the fuck is it
Guy-Its a shmuck (Puts in Guys2 mouth)
Guy2-Dude thats fuckin gross thats someones cock
Guy-I know its mine

by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

shmuck

shmuck is the foreskin after circumsition

1)i suffocated my friend with a dirty shmuck.
2)i wish i had a magic shmuck.
3)look i found a cheesy shmuck under my pillow.
4)jews eat their shmuck on their 13th birthday (shmuckday).
5)i pickled my shmuck to feed it to my pet girraffe.
6)bangers and shmuck.

by rasheedi. December 28, 2005

shmuck

Actually, contrary to the dirty minded people, a 'shmuck' is the collective noun for jellyfish...or so my English teacher told me.

"LOOK! It's a shmuck of jellyfish! Look at them bob."

by Shpig May 3, 2006

Shmuck

Anam

Anam is a shmuck

by Zena3 January 30, 2019

Shmuck

A Shmuck is a very undesirable person that you cared for and they have no idea they are a shmuck. They can also be called dip-shit, bozo.

From BxRich on YouTube.

BxRich would call CoastSideZack a SHMUCK for how Zack drives in DOJ.

by Unknown To The Web May 12, 2018