Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

by Zog The Undeniable August 16, 2011

shitdump

word that works perfectly for every situation.

hey look at her! what a shitdump

i dropped my phone, shitdump!
this place is a mess, why do i live in a shitdump!?

by shitdump123 May 21, 2018

shit pump

A general term defining people who seem to be well taken care of but are totally useless.

"Did you see the new guy they just brought in? What a shit pump!"

by Johnny Esquire May 13, 2006