king shit

Taking the Biggest Shit Ever

"Honey Get the Kids they gotta see this KING SHIT"
-Your Daddy

by King$hitTaker November 23, 2007

king shit

To give someone a hotcarl while recieving a blow job.

The neighbor girls stopped by last night and well one gave me a hummer and the other one wanted a hot carl so it was game on. I felt like king shit.

by smoothupinya November 18, 2006

King shit

Dewey............................. . . . . .of course its dewey cuz dewey is the coolest

you are such a king shit...
thank u king shit

by dewsta April 5, 2005

king shit

Freeloading off your parents money to buy gasoline + drive while living in their basement + talkin smack on the internet

You guys avoided rent again this year.....and your 29......King Shit!!

by Justboughtacondo February 10, 2022

king of shit island

When everyone wants to be in charge of a shitty job or task.

Boss: Somebody shit on the coats. Who wants to clean it up?

Worker 1: I'll do it.

Worker 2: No , I'll do it, I know where the cleaning supplies are.

Worker 1: Well, I'll lick it clean.

Adviser: You two can fight all you want about who can clean shit better, but I'm King of Shit Island.

by XP-Guidogangsta January 23, 2014

Shit like a king

When you excrete a higher than normal amount of feces due to eating rich and huge portions of food like that of a king could afford.

Me: Ohh, I ate 5 course meals in one sitting last night, I filled up my porcelain chair this morning!
Friend: Damn, you must've shit like a king!
Me: Yea now my toilet doesn't work.

by mitch_southpaw December 27, 2018

king kong shit

A shit that is so awful that it rips your anus and destroys any toilet that comes in range.

Dude that King Kong Shit clogged my whole neighborhoods septic systems and sent me to the hospital.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014