Shinesty

Some of the best cock-hammocks on the planet. Silk smooth goodness and a nice pocket for your rocket and boulders. Insanely comfortable and really accentuates the places where you need it most.

Easily some of the best undies around! I suggest grabbing some…or not….whatever tickles your pickle.

I just grabbed some of those ball-pocket boxers from Shinesty!

by 4brgr December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A slightly inappropriate, but equally funny underwear subscription company tailored towards adult men, and women. In addition to underwear, they also sell unique apparel you can rock as a couple in Vegas, at home in the bedroom, or college parties alike. Although their clothing line can be slightly spendy, it is worth it due to the uniqueness of the apparel, and high quality fashion of awesomeness.

Hey man, did you see my new ball hammock undies? I got them from Shinesty. I got BAE a pair, too.

by 5StarReviewer December 28, 2021

shinesty

The incomparable reign of a pure introvert

Willard's shinesty was the stuff of legend. He managed to lead his people with the simple clearing of his throat. His closest contacts always knew to never bother him with superfluous gatherings. Everything Willard did had a point to it, which was the only way to get him to speak.

by gamalam December 29, 2021

Shinesty

A website that keeps an awesome shirtless suit jacket called The RumRipper, but doesn't actually have any to sell. Leading to terrible disappointment once a week when I check.

My wife keeps suggesting I may get the butt one day, but she keeps pulling a shinesty on me.

by Jacketless guy December 28, 2021

Shinesty

A company who provides some fun, with just a bit of nasty thrown in, described in humorous language.

Shinesty sells fun underwear!

by anonymous December 28, 2021

shinesty

Most comforatable underwear that make your junk look great, like really great. Like so great your girl will want matching underwear too. But your junk will stilllook the best.

My girl says uhhh when I wear my shinesty.

by BigShinesty December 29, 2021

Shinesty

It’s like when you pay $5 to get into an unknown venue, and the cashier double high fives you and tells you “go suck today’s dick.” It makes your day.

I’m having the Shinesty day ever.

by lilakay December 28, 2021