Shatner 

A euphimism for the "s" word (shit)

The locker room hasn't been cleaned for so long, it smells like shatner!

Shatner by TROGDOR! April 9, 2003

Shatner 

To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

Shatner by AzNtrash August 10, 2009

Shatner 

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

Shatner by condour August 5, 2003

Shatner 

Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

Shatner by Natasha July 16, 2003

Shatner 

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

Shatner by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

shatner 

noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.

Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.

shatner by CMoebius March 13, 2009

shatner 

defecating on a girl so hard it enters an orifice

That Millicent made me cum so hard I shatner! Square in the box!

shatner by CrissyLynne June 6, 2010