A massive army of people who follow in the footsteps of Jacob Sartorius. They tackle the haters and they stick together through thick and thin, they have each other’s back. Jacob Sartorius has their full attention.
by Sassy.js July 29, 2018
Get the Sartorians mug.A condition in which the sufferer is utterly fashion-backward.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
In fact, they aren't just missing the fashions.
They just aren't down with the whole 'clothing' thing whatsoever.
They struggle to find clothing that fits properly, they cannot sress themselves - they simply have no idea.
It's also incredibly amusing for onlookers.
And great to bitch about.
"OMG, did you check what Olivia was wearing today? Yeah, like actual pink, wooly, tights. You know, like we wore back in like, Year 3?"
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
"OMG Karen, you can't just say that. Olivia has like, sartorial dyslexia."
"Oh."
by Poplinda. July 18, 2007
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A boy or a girl who stans the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are strong, beautiful, and they know how to care for someone. They believe that everyone is equal and they love someone for who they really are.
Person 1: bro she’s so pretty and sweet, I need to be her friend!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
Person 2: She must be a sartorian!
by Maddisvids June 17, 2018
Get the Sartorian mug.An imagined place made by and for self-made women. In this female paradise, the planet has reached full gender equality; both women and men working together for a better world where no one is short-changed, undercut or cut-off.
The word was first used by brand Sally Hansen in their film ‘Shetopia,’ celebrating self-made women everywhere in the name of their self-made founder, Sally Hansen.
The word was first used by brand Sally Hansen in their film ‘Shetopia,’ celebrating self-made women everywhere in the name of their self-made founder, Sally Hansen.
by Sally1957 October 2, 2017
Get the Shetopia mug.Sartorians is what you call the Jacob Sartorius supporters. They are a lovely fandom who stans Jacob and always has his back and never fails on defending him. They always stand by him through the thick and thin.
Person: “Dude have you seen the sartorians on instagram. They’re going crazy on Jacob’s new picture.”
Other person: “I’m not surprised. They’re amazing supporters.”
Other person: “I’m not surprised. They’re amazing supporters.”
by lushfuljacob April 15, 2019
Get the Sartorians mug.A descriptive word to desribe something bad. Also meaning the oppostie of utopia. Utopias are good, shitopia is bad.
I just came in from the rain and my hair looks like complete shitopia.
Stop dancing you look like shitopia.
I feel like shitopia.
You look like complete shitopia.
Stop dancing you look like shitopia.
I feel like shitopia.
You look like complete shitopia.
by Playa Playaaaaa December 2, 2009
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