Sarper

It's a type of bra. It squishes your boobs so that they look bigger and sexier.

OMG! My Sarper is gonna kill me! It's too tight! I feel so hot!

by nikki05973 April 2, 2012

Sharpener

An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity

“Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”

by Spalding July 9, 2019

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

scarper

to run away from an authority figure or to completely pussy out and run.

1. There's the teacher lads, scarper!

2. I caught him out so he scarpered.

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

sharpening the pencil

the act of when while a girl and a guy are having sex the guy lays down and holds his dick straight as she spins as she goes up and down.

Yo dude me and that girl were sharpening the pencil last night.

by big mike5334 September 26, 2010

sharpeties

A collection of sharp objects, such as broken glass, pins, sharp metal etc.

Hey man, be careful when emptying the bin, its full of sharpeties.

by Sam Mountain January 15, 2008

sharterror

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016