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A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?
Yeah sure, that sounds fun
by ggij031 September 1, 2016
Get the COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS mug.this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.
EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”
sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”
EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”
ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”
sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”
EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”
ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”
by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019
Get the secret sessions mug.Psychology Sessions are one of the most insidious ways of torture, worse than burning and feeding the victim their fingers. It is not a physical torture, but one of the Mind. Where as physical torture victims may be crippled but recover, Victims of Psychology Sessions, Usually being Mentally Unstable, Become the Mentally Shattered. Once they have become the Mentally Shattered, there is no help for them.
Victim 1: "PLEASE. No More Psychology Sessions!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"
Mother: "It's good for you, after what happened."
Victim 1: "It's Worse Than Suicide!"
by 51-13.64 June 3, 2018
Get the Psychology Sessions mug.Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.
by Mr. Gullible August 22, 2008
Get the Orbital Wipe Sessions mug.1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
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