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scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).
by john smith September 18, 2003
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scoonch

scoonch (n)
1- the position in which the entire body is curled into a "C", with the legs brought close to the chest, the arms around the legs, and the head down. Usually laying on their side.
2- to quickly move over to make room for another person or object.
random person: Could you scoonch over? It's getting crowded on this little bench!
by GalaxyDancer April 17, 2005
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scrooch

Fine, I'll clean his toes, you get the scrooch.
by Merese August 9, 2018
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scroochmiester

a person who will not admit that they are gay or bi
That dude is a scroochmiester
by randomwordpersondude March 31, 2009
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Scrooche cream

Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 25, 2011
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Scoonched

. something looks weird or dis-proportioned

. Someone who looks a hot mess

. a blob of fat sticking out that looks unattractive
that girl needs to stop wearing that tight dress because her stomach is scoonched

That dude swear he look good but his face is scoonched

Why she looking a hot mess. she's scoonched
by Missy718 August 16, 2011
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Scrounchy

(Adjective) (Pronounced: scrown-chi) Something being good. superb, or top kek. Often in reference to memes or other dank affiliations.
Guy 1: Hows it slouching my guy

Guy 2: Pretty good, you see the clot goggles meme.

Guy 1: Yeah that shit was scrounchy
by Bensterf111 October 10, 2017
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