Skaters (skateboarding)

A skater is someone who knows how to ride a skateboard around. They don’t have to know how to do any tricks to be a skater, it can just simply be their hobby. Though most beginner skaters are the ones who do not know many tricks, there are also long-time skaters that just like to cruise around rather than trickskate. How many tricks they know does not determine how much time they have skated. For example, many skaters take breaks from the hobby to focus on other things. Skaters may wear shoes such as Vans, DCs, Nike, Adidas, etc. You don’t have to wear a certain shoe to be a skater, although skate shoes are made for the hobby and may work better for you. Poser Skaters are people who tend to make fun of beginners, and skate only just to become popular or look cool. Whether they’re good or bad skaters, they are still a poser. That is what posers do, pose for attention. You may see posers wearing Thrasher or Vans. A lot of real skaters wear both of those too, there is no way to determine a poser skater just by what they wear.

Skaters (skateboarding) are people who know how to ride a skateboard.
New Skater: I only know how to ollie, but I try my best everyday to learn more!
Poser Skater: Really? I know how to ollie, grind, AND kickflip. I learned in only 1 week! LOL get on my level!
Long-time Skater: Hey you, do you even know what you are talking about? Skating is made to be fun or to ride around faster, it is not a competition!

by skiccan July 14, 2019

Skaterscafe

An online forum related to Skating. Very useful, however, it is plagued with posers.

Skaterscafe is a great site.

by bender92 August 27, 2006

Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands

Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.

by KKK612 March 12, 2008

Skaters foot

When a figure skater has feet that are deformed due the tightness, shape, daily wear for many hours and improper fit of their skates. Often resulting in a pump bump (a bump on the back of the heal from the rubbing of a shoe or skate), pointed toes, pain and much more. There is no cure and if often results in the skater not wanting to wear flip flops, no shoes, or shoes that show the feet.

Wow! your feet are strange.

yeah I have skaters foot thats why I don't usually wear flip flops.

by fgrsk8rgirl July 5, 2010

Slathers

Exactly 10 bakers doezens of people. Like if you put butter on bread but the butter was people.

There were slathers of people at the school. That’s not a lot, but it kinda is.

by Autti May 24, 2018

scattershot

1. Externalizing an interior monologue in a crowded room, regardless of whether someone responds or not. Typically used to gather someone's attention, however if the person does not respond, then there is no social shame.

2. Incognito flirting. Questions or statements meant to further conversation, but if not followed up on, will not cause the speaker social shame.

1. "Before class, I wondered aloud where our teacher was. John heard my scattershot and chimed in."

2. "I scattershotted this chick who was working there, but she didn't pick up on it. I said she's always there on Tuesdays, and she was still in retail mode, didn't really respond."

by Timmy™ August 29, 2006

Scatters

Where a group of people throw objects at cars to try and get chased.

Person 1) lets get some scatters

Person 2) ok

by 01429 April 1, 2017