dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018

Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Also, the eyes are the groin of the head.

Guy A: “Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”

by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018

angela schrute

The wife of Dwight Schrute and mother of Philip Schrute

Angela Schrute is a fine mother

by MyExperience_MyOpinion August 10, 2018

Dwight Schrute

A smart and Capable Man

Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!

by anonyous3 December 26, 2020

Dwight Shrute

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

Schruted

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

Schrutebucks

A reward for doing something good in the office, as awarded by the regional manager. The exchange rate of Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles is the same as Unicorns to Leprechauns. One thousand Schrutebucks is 5 minutes extra for lunch. A Schrutebuck is worth 1/100 of a cent.

Employee 1: Are you ready to go back to work?
Employee 2: No, I have 1,000 Schrutebucks so I still have 5 minutes left for lunch.

by Whittastic September 17, 2007