Scales

A wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.

You know John? Since he started studying at harvard he's become a real Scales...

by Jacky Q August 14, 2010

scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

scales: mermaids are real

A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack

p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?

p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder

p1: and a mermaid

by theKidCoreCARROT January 31, 2022

Dragon Scales

Nick-name for any girl with nice titties and body but as soon as you get under her shirt or in her pants you quickly find that she has skin that feels like disgusting ass dragon scales so you fake an orgasm and get out asap.

Logan:*Sad look* AJ: Something wrong bro? Logan: #She who will not be named# turned out to be a Dragon Scales bro!! AJ: Dear God! No God!

by ajgamerguy September 7, 2007

Scales

The physical embodiment of fat. Also pretty retarded.

Oh did you feel the ground shaking oh no Scales must be coming.

by Mr.Krabs left nut May 30, 2019

Scales

Stretch marks found on women caused by massive weight gain.

Jughead: Damn after Archie chose Veronica, Betty really let herself go. She's even got scales now.
Crowd Of Unnamed Characters: OH MY GOD!

by Willup B February 21, 2011

scales of misjustice

When a beutiful,sexy,hot, girl dates a complety lame,dorky and stupid looking guy.
When a lame,dorky stupid looking dude scores a girl well beyond his caliber.

man did you see those two? that chics fine and hes a tool...man now thats a perfect example of the scales of misjustice!!!

by sacred357 December 12, 2003