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Scaldwell

The smallest and crappest village in the whole of Northampton. Famous residents include the 'One ball kid', 'Melon man', 'K-mouse' ect. So crap it doesnt even have a shop, gets regularly boid off by Walgrave, even Old joins in too. Generally a tramps place to live in, stay away if you value your health.
Some Shit Village, e.g, Hahaha thats almost as bad as Scaldwell
by H Kid is Gayyyy January 30, 2009
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brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.
Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.
by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009
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Good Scald

When a cook has prepared a dish or recipe exceptionally well, they "got a good scald" on it.

Some claim this terminology came from getting a good scald on milk or roux when making gravy. Others claim the term refers to scalding a pig just before butchering.
You got a "good scald" on those biscuits.

This casserole is delicious - you got a good scald!
by Good Scalder December 15, 2008
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Saldcut

1.wandering aimlessly under the direction of someone just as lost as you are
2. taking the longest most dangerous path available
3. dragging ones feet to avoid having to do work for others.
"Guys, you're late again, did you take a Saldcut?"
by Kendes McLir December 24, 2008
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SalDarlin

Best forehead Twitch streamer out there! Goes by Sal_Darlin, Salina, or Lil $al. She's a GOD at Fortnite. She's funny and nice and has a cool forehead, go follow her!
"SalDarlin has a 10/10 forehead thoughhhh"
by xBungleBee June 19, 2018
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Sealdoggo

A fluffy seal that kind of looks like a dog
When I went to the beach yesterday and saw a sealdoggo
by Dabigben December 28, 2020
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scaldawicz

When one of the guys penises is severely burned or scalded.
You peep Josias's forsaken scaldawicz? It was woke AF!

The homeboy Musely had a scaldawicz from when he dipped his swanson into the hot soup.

Perseus's penis had second degree burns because one of the OGs told him it would be woke af to have a scaldawicz.

Reuben's cock had scabs all over it and was still healing from when the guys made scaldawiccen.
by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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