S.T.D.S.

An acronym for stressed, tired, depressed, and single. S.T.D is stressed, tired, and depressed.

Friend 1: Damn bro, I got S.T.D.S.
Friend 2: Take a day off then, you’re just too stressed, tired, depressed, and single.

by Destiny 2 Crayon Eater March 23, 2021

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

Chungus S.T.D’s

Ch-u-gn-us S-t-d-s

A Sexually transmitted disease that is caused by Big Chungus seducing and doing the sacred ritual with a carrot. It is not contagious and is the next step into chunginality.
Signs of this are dots appearing on your hand

Liam: bro why do I got dots on my hand
Chungus: hehe looks like you got Chungus S.T.D’s

by Big Chungus 2212 November 5, 2019

L O S T D

Lots of Sexually Transmitted Diseases

I can not find my L O S T D girlfreind!

by Baptiste Bidonde July 7, 2006

S.T.T.D.

Sexually Transmitted Technology Disease

A computer virus acquired from watching online porn.

My laptop caught an S.T.T.D.

by 654lkjahsdlkh May 29, 2011

verbal s.t.d.

When someone whispers in your ear "The sisillus" and you walk a round randy and you have sex with somebody and they get an s.t.d. you didn't even have

I gave Pricillus a verbal s.t.d.

by GlennZadra May 6, 2020

s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

bitch! “shut the fuck up and come suck this dick”

-lemme c&m in yo mouth😈😈

s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

by Yo mammy 😘 April 6, 2023