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It’s just wings

When someone takes something too seriously when it’s not that serious.
Person 1: “Did you eat the last wing in the box?”

Person 2: “Yeah I did, I was gonna throw the box away and didn’t want to waste it.”

Person 1: “Really, that was my wing! I was gonna eat it. What if I was starving?”

Person 2: “Bro. It’s just wings.”
by YaBoiWriter November 16, 2021
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Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings

Probably the most criminally underrated thing to get at The Mac Shack, if not one of the greatest foods of all time. Order a 10-piece McNugget and add a few pumps of the same Spicy Pepper Sauce which is used on the Spicy Crispy Chicken sandwich, close the box and shake it until all of the nuggets are covered in sauce, and then proceed to indulge yourself. Legend has it that this delicious dish originated at the McDonald’s on 24th Street in East St. Louis, Illinois.
X: I’m going to McD’s, you want anything?
Y: Yeah, I’ll have the Poor Man’s Buffalo Wings with a large Sprite.
X: What are you talking about? They don’t HAVE buffalo wings.
Y: Then ask for Mcnuggets with Spicy Pepper sauce. Just try it, you won’t be dissapointed. Trust me.
by GngstrToad January 7, 2022
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Wingman's Oath

The oath taken between two bros who have had more than one month's worth of acting as eachother's wingman and have chosen to make the sacred commitment of "permanent wingman". Typically the credo is spoken with the left hand on a copy of the Bro Code and the right hand raised
"Dude, i think it's time to take the Wingman's Oath"

"I'm down"

"Raise your right hand and say the words"

"I (full name) hereby vow to become and remain (bro's full name) wingman in the understanding that he shall do the same for me. We shall prowl all bars, clubs, parties, college campuses and other places of gathering containing chicks together and shall do all we can to ensure our wingman is laid. We shall provide any and all necessary assistance including, but not limited to, the occupying of the annoying ugly friend, fabricating our wingman's employment status, fabricating our wingman's monetary status, the classic putting in of a good word, and of course fulfilling requests for protection. I make the sacred vow of my own free will and pledge to remain true to it until death or a mutual decision between myself and my wingman to release eachother from our obligation."

"Amen"
by Mr. Sousa July 22, 2009
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Wingman's Oath

When two bros take this oath they are bound together as wingmen for the agreed upon time. Once every so often two bros will agree to become wingmen for like. This oath should not be taken lightly, if a bro should break the oath he will considered dead to the other bro. The oath must be taken while resting your left hand on the bro code or an iphone with the bro code app.
Bro 1:"We have been bros a long long time I think we're ready to take the Wingman's oath."

Bro 2:"Agreed"

Bro 3: " I'll be the witness"

*Both Bros lay their left hand on a copy of the bro code (without touching)*

Bros 1 & 2: "In brightest day, in blackest night

No Wingman shall escape my sight

Let those who worship cockblock's plight

Beware my power, Wingman's Might!

Bro 3: "(Names of bro 1& 2) Do you swear to this oath of moment?"

Bros 1 & 2: "We do so swear"
by ChristmasLoken December 25, 2010
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wingman's code

The specific code set by ancient Wingmen that all new wingmen must follow.
"Before you can wingman for me, learn the Wingman's code."
by Wingbro September 27, 2013
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Wingman's Syndrome

1. -When a person is great at doing something, but suffers from bad luck so much, and is commonly assigned the #2 role, thus the "wingman"
2. -When a person is great at something, but can't live up to high expectations because the partner or co-worker performs so much better, and ends up with the #2 role, thus the "wingman"
1. Anyone partnered with Max usually suffers from Wingman's Syndrome, and they don't last that long.
2. George is a great driver, but he might end up with Wingman's Syndrome if he's paired with Lewis
by Eau Rouge September 7, 2021
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Wingman's reward

When you get to hook up with the friend of the girl that your mate is going for, because you and the girl friend are stuck with each other and there's not much else to do.

It's not a great reward but better than going home empty handed.

Note that it's not a wingmans' reward if you're actually into the girl. That's tag teaming and not wingmanning.
I wingmanned Kyle last night and collected a half decent wingman's reward.
by drinkbord January 11, 2023
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