maker's mark

A cross between S&M and standard intercourse protection where oneself, a partner, or partner(s) pours red candle wax onto an erect penis. Ideally, a masochist would find the pain arousing and therefore maintain his erection as the mold for the candle wax to form shape. Once the wax dries, it can now be used as a condom.

Howard: Fred, what's your favorite sex move?
Fred: I like it when Derrick helps pour hot wax on me for "The Maker's Mark".
Howard: What's a "Maker's Mark"?
Fred: It's when someone pours red candle wax onto a boner to dry up as a condom...it usually looks like a bottle of Maker's Mark, the whiskey.
Howard: Ah! I see now, I'll ask Derrick to try that with me one day too.
Fred: Totally, he's the best at it!

by vyzion87 May 23, 2019

s'mares

A delicious alternative to s'mores created by LMC, S'mares are created by rolling a campfired-toasted marshmallow onto a plate of Rice Krispies to form the freshest rice krispie square you'll ever enjoy. Hence, "Some more squares."

My favourite thing about camping is making s'mares!

by 77Adventures August 6, 2019

Mocha's Mark

A Mocha's Mark is when you fart in someone's face and then run off and vomit on their bed.

Dude, I need to wash my face and blankets because your dog just gave me a Mocha's Mark.

by masturjason April 24, 2010

up to the maker's mark

To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides of various pieces of hydraulic drilling equipment. To be up to your nuts in guts, to bottom out.

Chuck was up to the maker's mark in Cindy last night - that must explain why she's walking funny today. - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

farmer's market fresh

Another way of saying something is really good.

See also: cool, awesome, sweet, etc.

Your kicks lookin' farmer's market fresh, boy!

Man, I'm feelin' farmer's market fresh right now.

by mabou May 12, 2016

ride shank's mare

To travel by walking.

You taking the bus to school? No I am going to ride shank's mare

by T Biz Rockahara August 6, 2011

Farmer's Market

A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.

It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.

by Clint Russell September 15, 2008