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Simon Cowell

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.
Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?
by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018
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Simon Cowell

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.
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simon's cat

our lord and savior. his name is hugh. he is a worldstar youtuber. 4m subs and counting
"Jess, who do you like?"
"Alas, I like Simon's Cat."
*gasp*
"wehhhh"
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Shmunguss

"They Stole my shmunguss."
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Simon Says

An NCT 127 song with glorious lines you can quote daily
"Flap floop doop"

"iM GOD"

"fLipPin"

"Bless me achOooo"

"Sɪᴍᴏɴ sᴀʏs ᴜʀɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴠɪʙᴇ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀʀʀ"

"Simon Says uRiN rEal vIbE kIllAaA"

"ₘₐₗ ᵐᵃˡ ᴹᴬᴸ ᴍᴀʟ MAL"
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simon cowell

verb, to wear one's trousers ridiculously high above the waist
"pull your trousers down you twat, you're doing a simon cowell"
by mikespooner October 1, 2007
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Simon Cowell

A selfish rich bastard who is from Britain but thinks he is American Rips off the TV shows he made in Britain In America Also i heard he wears his trousers to his chin.
by jackiiboii January 20, 2014
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