riston

When one unexpectedly defecates in one's own pants, due to extreme heat.

Damn! I just ristoned.

Hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
Can't, I just ristoned.

What the heck is that??
Sorry, I ristoned.

Boy its hot out, I think I might Riston pretty soon.

Man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to Riston.

by Sweet Loads May 21, 2004

riston

A loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. This has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. Quick witted, and dangerous when cornered.

He was so friendly until I cornered him, then he became such a Riston. Yikes!

by Big Yellow Man July 30, 2003

Roystoned

When youre playing a game of Among Us and you get ejected even though you're not an impostor. Usually the eject is preceded by high amounts of agressive language during discussion.

Bro, youre so bad at this game, you got roystoned again.
Please god, i just dont want to get roystoned.

by nestlemilojunior October 9, 2020

Royston

Royston's meaning is settlement of Royce; son of Royce. From the element 'tun' which is of the meaning town, settlement, homestead. The name is derived from the surname, itself from the English place name in Hertfordshire known in medieval times as 'settlement of Royce'. Noun; elusive and mysterious; highly creative; incredibly handsome & charming; intelligent; funny with a great sense of humor; technically skilled; a great lover; likes pork and can make insanely good sausage rolls.

Royston is a great bloke, let's invite him over to dinner.

by the great correcter February 4, 2010

Restonia

A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".

Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)

"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."

by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005

rustonian

citizens of Estonia, who speak russian as their native language

33% of Estonia's population are rustonians

by Rustonian November 2, 2012

Ryson

Ryson is the cool kid in the group. He makes his peers and classmates laugh all the time as he is very comedic. He is super chill and a great person to strive for and to be friends with. Be like a ryson . (Lucky’s gay). He is a lady’s killer which all the girls say. Some may even say he’s a player. “He has a huge dick” which most girls say.

Bro be more like a Ryson.
Bring rysons to the party bro!

by Bigboto808 October 29, 2018