Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.
by Donaven March 13, 2014
Get the the devil's ruler mug.A complete douche bag lacking in any coordination, friendliness, skill , or common sense in anything he does.
Basically hes a huge sack of shit
Basically hes a huge sack of shit
by asseyface November 22, 2009
Get the ToB Ryder mug.by terique{{~-~}} May 8, 2023
Get the The ruler mug.The Ryder is the act of which a person hallucinates so much, they loose all sense of self and turn into a different person, if you know someone with these symptoms please contact your local Nuclear Weapons Agent and insert it up their ass and detonate immediately
My friend Will had a case of The Ryder and he is now he an autistic skateboarder, We have contacted our local Nuclear Weapons Agency and we are planning to detonate him tonight
by Its me, Connor April 9, 2019
Get the The Ryder mug.A method used to measure a person's penis size. It is measured by where the skitmark is left on the toilet bowl.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.
This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
In the front indicates a small penis size, in the middle indicates a medium penis size or good sanitation after using the toilet, and on the back indicates a big penis size.
This method works for mosts toilets, and is considered solid proof.
Jon: "Hey! Bob just got finished taking a shit! He always brags about his big cock, let's check it out once and for all by using the toilet ruler"
Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
Kyle: "MAN! Bob really does have a huge dick! The skitmark is at the very back of the toilet bowl!"
by chillsaster November 21, 2010
Get the The Toilet Ruler mug.When a man takes an old wooden ruler, and smacks his girl on the ass such that the protruding/indented inch marks on the ruler are imprinted to the girl's ass. Then the man measure's his cock on the ass imprint (before fucking the girl) while she looks in a mirror, so she can see exactly how much she's going to get and prepare accordingly.
Use in a sentence: She asked me how big I was and I replied, "bend over and I'll give you The Ruler."
by stikya July 25, 2011
Get the The Ruler mug.When you are in a heated debate with someone else and there seems to be no end in sight. To end this altercation between two bro's. This refers to the measurements of the male penis, but in contest form.
Mike: What are you saying? Obama's a great president.
Joe: No he's not he is terrible and isn't getting anywhere with our economy.
Mike: okay let's start Pulling out the Ruler.
Joe: No he's not he is terrible and isn't getting anywhere with our economy.
Mike: okay let's start Pulling out the Ruler.
by Glotfelty November 10, 2010
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