ruurnt

a "southern" word meaning the same as ruined.

I tried to drink that cold beer, but it was ruurnt.

by Hush_FE January 13, 2006

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005

Markus Ruud

Dick Head

Oh, what a markus ruud
Meaning: oh what a dick head

by Markus Ruud May 21, 2015

Rturd

1. Someone who is so stupid, they have a smell for there stupidity 2. When someone is stupid and also smells like shit.

Corey is such an rturd!

Did you see Kadie the other day in Science? She's such a fucking rturd...

by Impotent One October 30, 2010

ruudi

Ruudi is an amazing artist especially in computer design. He adores dolphins and all wild sea life. He's never seen without his characteristic red hat and bow tie. When Ruudi starts pleasuring a woman, he's unstoppable. For hours. A sexual beast.

-Did you hear our neighbour having sex last night?
-Yeah, she had her boyfriend over. That guy is such a Ruudi!

by Jamescc September 25, 2014

rurdered

When someone is raped then murdered.

Did you guys hear? Linda was rurdered by that super creepy guy she met at the bar last night.

by Kb55-0 June 24, 2017

Ruud

A person who tells really long stories that have no conclusion and seemingly never ends.

Jesus Christ Ruud, shut the hell up.

by TheShitpostCircle June 29, 2017