Rumpled Stiltskin

The guy who gives oral sex on the street corner

oh look theres rumpled stiltskin giving bradley lowery some oral sex

by Musty brad March 29, 2021

rumped

To have your anal opening penetrated in an involuntary violent uncle touchy sort of way

First he told me I had a pretty mouth like his sister, then he rumped me.

by Omniwheird April 12, 2010

Rumpled

When totally stoned and steaming. Definitely time to call it a night, but I may be able to visit KFC on my way home!

Guy: Can I get you another beer or a spliff mate?
Me: Fuck no! I'm totally rumpled, I gotta get home before I fall down.

by InTheNameOfBofA August 11, 2012

RumpleDwarf Dick

A small bodied male, who is often rude and asshole-ish. Constantly making fun at other's to improve self esteem.

Other meaning: Someone who thinks they are the shit. But in reality, needs "the shit" kicked out of them.

Dwarf Dick in question: Hey, I fucked your mom last night. HAHAHAHAHAHA. And she said she never loved you, hahaha. Awww you gonna cry?

You: Fuck off RumpleDwarf Dick.

Example2:

Dwarf Dick in question: Yo, I could woop your ass!

You:Hahaha, your such a RumpleDwarf Dick. Hahahahahahahahaha.

Dwarf Dick: (cry's)

by Wilhelm Longshanks September 21, 2009

Rumped

Rumped, rump or rumping is a term used to describe human faeces which is very dark and very runny.

The darkness of the faeces is caused by a combination of extraordinary consumption of dark rum and not eating any food.

I woke up after a heavy session and realised I had rumped the bed again. My wife went mental as it takes hours to get that shit out.

by Minty burns February 14, 2015

Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it

"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"

by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011

Rumpled

To have sex by Rumple/ Mr. Gold from the tv show, Once Upon a Time.

I was rumpled in my dream last night.

by The biggest fucking dearie December 4, 2014