Aaron Ruiz

Noun

A strikingly overweight male; typically known for bragging about playing soccer at a high school level.

An "Aaron Ruiz" is also regularly defined as a a grown man living in his parents guest room and screaming for more money to supply his Runescape membership.

Known for having a broad definition, this can also be known for having an urge to inform someone on very general information as a way to develop some odd form of self-value.
Sorry about all that screaming from my spare room. My 30 year old son has turned into a Aaron Ruiz.

If you wait for someone to stop talking so you can, you might be an Aaron Ruiz.

There's something off about that guy...he's kinda Aaron Ruiz-ish.
by IIIlIIl January 02, 2020
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Dirty Ruiz

When a man is reciving a bj, before he comes he places the tip of his penis into the female's nostril. He then ejaculates into her nostril, she inhales the sperm, and spits it out her mouth.
"Alga almost choked when Yeremy gave her a Dirty Ruiz."
by M.J.S. April 15, 2006
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matthew ruiz

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing
"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said
by nathaly August 03, 2014
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Michael Ruiz

He is a very caring person and really likes video games. His favorite game is Friday Night Funkin' and his favorite person is Sora from Kingdom Hearts. He is a really good person and puts other people before himself. He is very intelligent and gets all his work done in school. Michael likes doing things for his mother and things around his house. Although he can be talkative, he is a very nice person.
Michael Ruiz is very talkative.
person but he is fun
by big feet people December 14, 2021
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esteban ruiz

A mexico man with all the power in the universe

Accomplishments include: killing hitler, single handedley created isis, can do a front flip on a trampoline

"I couldve stopped 9/11, but i just didn't feel like it at the time" -Esteban Ruiz BBC interview 2016
by EthanAHG September 08, 2020
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Ra'ziah Ruiz

She is beautiful and nice she is a hermit she usually does not have a lot of friends only one or two and cares for everyone and has speacial abilities.
by The guro for your personality November 01, 2019
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Celena Ruiz

An absolute trouble maker but more often amazing friend/companion. Incredibly head strong and sarcastic. Likes to think of themselves as the hopeless romantic type. But in the end... super gorgeous and amazing. They will keep you laughing for days :)
"Celena Ruiz is a fox!"

"Wanna know who has the biggest pretty brown eyes ever? Celena Ruiz."
by Zooboomoofoo October 22, 2011
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