Ruben

Most handsome boy ever, very lazy and very classy his manors are not the best but his hair is beautiful u get lost in his eyes, u fall in love with Rubens naturally and he usually gets all the chicks but when he finds the right girl there’s no doubt about it hes protective.

“Oh that’s the boy ruben , don’t mess with his chick he will knock you out’

by Leah cotton August 8, 2018

Rubenade

To take one's time doing absolutely nothing while others are waiting for you.

Wow dude, what took you so long?
Sorry bro, I was just enjoying a nice rubenade.

by PakiBoy November 5, 2014

Ruben

A guy who is just perfect, he can be emotional at times, but usually he's a great guy and is protective over his lover.

Hey have you heard of that guy Ruben? He's a great guy.

by Don't Have A Good Name November 19, 2014

Rubenox

In or falling for someone's consistent button pushing.

I don't want to keep replying to that idiot's badgering email but I just can't let it go. I'm so stuck in a Rubenox it's not even funny.

by el pinkio May 7, 2010

Ruben

A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.

Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.

by therealg123 September 6, 2011

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011

Rubenesque

A term for a woman with a body similar to the women painted by the artist Peter Paul Rubens. His painting called "Judgment of Paris" is a good example. The word has nothing at all to do with Ruben Studdard as it was in use long before American Idol existed. The women of Rubens' paintings typically had hourglass figures and were chubby, but not obese.

I like rubenesque women because they have big butts.

by Pixelmancer May 8, 2008