rubberneckinitis

PRONOUNCED:

"RUBBER-NECK-IN-I-TIS"
DEFINITION:
A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT CAN OCCUR WHEN SOME ONE IS BEING TOO NOSEY , USUALLY WITH THEIR BODY FACING ONE DIRECTION WHILE THERE FACE AND NECK ARE FACING ANOTHER.
THIS WOULD BE CALLED,
"RUBBERNECK'IN" .....
AND ONE SHOULD DO THIS ONLY WITH ...."EXTREME MODERATION"!
IF NOT YOU WILL DEFINITELY GET ...
"RUBBER'NECKIN'ITIS"
EXTREMELY PAINFUL !!!

OH DAMN, DID YOU SEE JUANITA?
SHE MUST'VE BEEN ON A GOOD ONE CUZ , SHE CANT MOVE HER NECK !
THE DOCTORS SAID SHE HAS ...
RUBBERNECKINITIS !!!!!!!!!
ha,ha,ha,..lol !!!!!

by BERDOOz FINEST.angIE September 9, 2014

real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

Rubbernecker

Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof or a car on fire.

These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.

I got held up on the M25 last night going home cause of some rubbernecker staring at a crash.

by Eddie Faulkner May 24, 2008

Rubberneckin'

Turning your neck to an unnatural degree in order to get a better view of a hot piece of ass.

"I think I got whiplash from all the rubberneckin' I did in Bratislava."

by Mervyn Skidmore July 24, 2004

rubber neck

The reaction of drivers as they pass by an accident scene; to drive aimlessly while looking away from the road at something happening off road.

The accident caused a traffic jammed, which was worsened by all the passers-by and their rubber necks checking it out.

by The Genius February 13, 2004

rubberneckers

Nosy drivers who turn their heads to look at accidents thus causing severe traffic jams on many roadways.

While rubberneckers looked at a bunny rabbit, they caused a traffic jam.

by road rage May 31, 2005

Rubbernecking

Idiots who slow down to gawk or stare at minor traffic accidents, pulled over drivers, or people with car trouble on the highway or roads. Rubbernecking causes traffic jams and more accidents due to drivers distracting themselves from the road.

The traffic jam was caused by rubbernecking.

by JoMo77 June 29, 2011