Henry Rowengartner

a fictional but legendary closer for the
Cubs. Who learned to pitch from Gary Busey after that he struck out Barry Bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs

"Damn man the Washington Nationals need some relievers"
" I know i think we Need Henry Rowengartner or Chet Steadman"

by Thaddeus Hermanson September 26, 2008

Mike Rowe

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

Roozele

Getting super fucking bamboozled to the point that there is a possibility you are actually just mentally insane and it is all in your head

I got a blowjob from a milf and looked down only to see I was a coke can, the turned around and saw President Bush, he proceeded to say the words "get roozeled".

by DictionaryBucket August 10, 2018

rower

rowers: a group of people who voluntarily go outside at 5:30 am to practice. They row through sun, rain, snow, and 12 degree weather. They carry their $30,000 boats over their heads down slippery docks with a serious lack of traction. Clothing articles of choice are spandex,sweatpants, and more spandex, which is good for showing off their super hot, super huge quad muscles. They have been known to spend 12-14 hours on a bus together to travel to races in horrible weather. For 6 weeks during winter training, these deranged athletes ravage and ruin their bodies on ergs (read: the rowing machines you incorrectly use at the gym) for the satisfaction of seeing a good time on their screen. They can jump on waist-high boxes on one leg, run faster than you, and they can probably bench press your body weight. While they normally have a lame to nonexistent social life, they completely shut down during coach-induced dry season. This is the life of a rower.

come to any race where you can find the lovely ladies of West Virginia University

by erin mclaughlin...co-authored by katie baylor May 13, 2005

Rowen Sears

A young and devilishly handsome teenage supermodel. He has been referred to as the male version of Tyra Banks. He is a strong minded and outspoken individual.

That's Rowen Sears on the cover of Life and Style Magazine

by RaGaGa June 16, 2010

Rozzed

Whenever your tired, sleepy, hungover.. etc

I tore up the buffet I’m rozzed

I stayed up drinking lastnight , I’m rozzed

I lost 3k at casino , I’m rozzed

I gotta wake up early tomorrow, I’m rozzed

by HaysonChorroburger May 22, 2021

rowelyn

Rowelyn is a very smart, neat, lovely and a wonderful person. She always keeps her appearance pretty and neat. She is an every girls dream friend for she is cheerful and a funny friend but when it comes to problems she will always be there for you. She's like a walking handkerchief. A shoulder that you can always cry on. Rowelyns are good at math and numbers.

Oh did you saw Rowelyn? I wanna be her friend!

Oh my god! Look at Rowelyn she's so pretty!!!

by Pretty bitch❗ June 7, 2021