Unloading a large amount of sperm onto a girls face, then roundhouse kicking her so she passes out. She then will wake up not being able to open her eyes due to the dried up sperm encrusted on her whore face.
by Siberian Roundhouse champion February 4, 2010
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by Chick-with-Dicks.com June 22, 2021
Get the Roundhouse mug.A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.
Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."
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Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
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by gavalan May 31, 2019
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Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
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A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.
I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...
A roundhouse dick could also be unintentional, as a result of a failed Helicopter for example.
I have actually witnessed this live, as in the example...
Nathaniel swung around with the intention of waving his genitals around, but instead gave Linda a Roundhouse Dick to the face.
by NorwegianWood October 31, 2011
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My meanie boyfriend gave me a Nazi Roundhouse last night and I had to go to the emergency room!
Last night I gave a hoe a Nazi Roundhouse and broke that bitch's jaw.
Last night I gave a hoe a Nazi Roundhouse and broke that bitch's jaw.
by Cheesin23 March 15, 2009
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.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!
do you want a roundhouse kick to the face
do you want a roundhouse kick to the face
by ikethefiend October 28, 2010
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