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Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.
I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.
by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010
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seven roper

the act of painting someones face with jizz multiple times in one orgasm.
I was pounding a little slut bunny last night and glazed her face with a mean seven roper.
by bryce hollister October 7, 2010
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From the Rooter to the Tooter

It's an old expression actually originating from a peg, with the Rooter being the snout, and the Tooter being the tail. So basically it means the whole hog from snout to tail. But has come to mean from head to toe.
That girl is bad from the Rooter to the Tooter.
by Tattitude October 26, 2018
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fecal roster

That mofo just moved to the top of my fecal roster
by Grue December 14, 2003
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Rooter-toot

I thought it was a rooter-toot, but it was a shart!
by Jettblackk May 28, 2023
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Rag rooter

The practice of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is on her periods.
Guy 1- "Hey mate, I just rag rooted your mother"
Guy 2- "Holy shit, you're a filthy rag rooter!"
by Jamie Brittle March 31, 2007
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routermonkey

Routermonkey (noun)

A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.

The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.

Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)
IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"

Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"
by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007
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