Jungle Rooster

A wild college girl that chooses to make milkshakes at two in the morning. Also, has no idea how to wash dishes. Sleeps through fire alarms.

Hey, that jungle rooster we partied with last night was off the hook. I've never met someone so wild.

by Junglerooster February 2, 2008

dry roasted

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Cooch Rooster

Excessive Queefing

My ole lady Queefs so much during Sex that I call her a Cooch Rooster!

by Phred Smith 7777 January 31, 2019

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

rooster lollipop

Another term for "cocksucker" (rooster = cock, lollipop = sucker).

Man, I'd like to find the rooster lollipop that stole my bike!

by theekopper April 12, 2010

Rooster clawed

When someone scratches someone else with their toenail.

“Ahhh! You fucking rooster clawed me again! Trim your disgusting toe nails you lazy asshole.”

by StyreneOxide August 18, 2018

Roosterteeth

True veterans of the machinima field, Roosterteeth are the creative geniuses who created the fularious web-series Red VS Blue (based off the Halo series), as well as Strangerhood (based off the Sims). Unlike many fan-based creations, Roosterteeth haven't shown any signs of slowing down over the years; to this day, they continue to roll out hilarious comedy that gives them their well-deserved reputation for being comedy geniuses. They're also credited for producing the brief P.A.N.I.C.S series ("People Acting Normal in Crazyass Situations"), for the F.E.A.R game; and while PANICS was only brief, it did deliver a good laugh. However, Roosterteeth have forever remained most famous for their work in Red VS Blue, which continues to be widely regarded as one of the funniest things on the Internet.

Church (Red VS Blue): "Tucker, there's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think I walk that line everyday of my life."

Check out their work at http://www.roosterteeth.com.

by Alhadis July 26, 2008