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booze rooster

When you wake up really early after a night of drinking
I don't think I'll be able to make it tonight.... I got a rude awakening from the booze rooster this morning and am too tired.
by ncut123 June 28, 2013
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Theodore Roosevelt

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.
Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(
by Sgt. Nexel March 3, 2020
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President Roosevelt

One of the greatest presidents in American history no matter which one you're talking about :P
Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "President Roosevelt was amazing."

Blind Democrat: "You'd better mean Franklin because that stupid Theodore was a racist Republican."

Blind Republican: "You'd better mean Theodore because Franklin was a flaming Welfare loving social justice warrior."

Intelligent American who sees past the stupidity of partisanship: "No, I mean both because both were great and put country over party. Without either of them, you both would possibly have been CHILD SLAVES, slaves to large businesses, eating poisonous food, drinking unclean water, and if all of that somehow didn't manage to kill you, then you'd die well before you could use Social Security to keep yourself alive and long lived."

Blind Democrat and Republican: "CUCK!"
by SomewhatOfALibertarian January 18, 2017
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Rookshow

(Noun) A person who is such an amateur at something that it is embarrassing.
Guy 1: Alex puked after drinking 2 beers last night.

Guy 2: What a rookshow!
by gjs5859 August 14, 2014
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Rodshoo Switcheroo

It's when a woman eats a male's ass and then right after they switch over and the male start to eat the woman's ass
Bob: yo, you fuck that bitch last night?

Blamah: nah she didn't let me fuck so I hit her with the rodshoo switcheroo!!

Bob: Damn nigga you dirty!!!
by rodshoo October 15, 2018
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Chickens come home to roost

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.
Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!
by morpheus30 December 17, 2014
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Rooster call

The transmission of a picture of the male genitalia ("cock" a.k.a "rooster") via cell phone text message during the early hours of the morning.
Betty was pleasantly surprised to receive a rooster call from Johnny so early in the morning
by bangzoom_straighttothemoon April 21, 2009
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