A sawdust covered hairy toed tower of dicks that not even gay men wanna climb. If he was a pizza he’d be a pizza shit. If he was a car he’d be a 5 speed that only 2nd and reverse work. Even other people’s parents are disgraced by his penis tip personality.
by Co-signing ninjas January 31, 2020

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019


stupid dumb hoe who is going to be lonely forever because they are stuck on the one guy and can’t move on.
She’s such a rook
by Rook12344 June 1, 2020


by Mikey Lee May 12, 2006

A piece in the game of Chess that resembles a tower. It moves foreward and backwards as well as sideways. It's considered the strongest piece in the game after the Queen. Each oponent starts out with two rooks, which stand in the corners in the initial position.
by bmurtinho August 27, 2006
