roofer

When a hockey player scores a goal by putting the puck into the top corner of the net, usually an in-close play by the net, or after a fancy play that dekes (fakes out) out the opposing goalie.

Did you see that goal? What a roofer!

Holy roofer...nice goal man!

by Gianni_Destructo October 7, 2011

Squirmy Rooters

1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles.

2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through.

by CircadianHour December 1, 2009

Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.

Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.

by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021

Roofer-Farmer

Someone who is both a roofer and a farmer.

Shagneck's dad is a Roofer-Farmer

by ShibbyBoom July 27, 2010

Roofer

A racial slur for Mexicans

"Look at all these filthy Roofers in our bar!"

by TrulyTrashy November 13, 2016

roofer

A bearlike creature seen atop the houses of western Pennsylvania.

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Face like a roofer's knee

Used to describe a person who may not generally be considered among the very beautiful.

"Ooh she's nice..."
"What you talking about, she's got a face like a roofer's knee!"

by TeamBPR July 13, 2009