Romford Handshake

Brutal violent attack. May involve bladed objects.

"The tosser was unbearable.... Morten decided whether to smile through gritted teeth, or offer him a Romford Handshake

by TikiMonkey February 22, 2021

ROMFG

An acronym for "Rolling On My Fucking God." A portmanteau of ROTFM (Rolling On The Floor Laughing) and OMFG (Oh My Fucking God). Used in situations that are both so funny and so absurdly idiotic that neither ROTFM nor OMFG alone would suffice.

Guy 1: "Matt told a terrorist joke while waiting in line at airport security yesterday. He is currently having his ass violated in a federal prison."
Guy 2: "ROMFG!"
Guy 1: "Wait... rolling on... what the hell?"

by RepelHistory July 24, 2008

Minge Muncher From Romford

This is somebody who munches minges who lives in Romford,
Bacsicly a male whore.

* ergh what a minge muncher from Romford *

by Stace69 June 1, 2006

Romford

The epicentre of the UK chav explosion.

"Why don't you piss off back to Romford where you belong?" - Duane Benzie, SPaced series 2

by OD Smith January 31, 2009

ROMFL

An abbreviation for rubbing on my fucking labia

Hey mum what you doing? ROMFL

by thereal11nob March 27, 2021

Romford loo

Half pint of birra moretti, half pint of lemonade, a shot of pimms. Dont judge until you try it.
creator - Hugo Austin

Ill have a romford loo please sweetcheeks

by Hugofuckingaustin September 23, 2022

Romford Rat

A person from Romford, Essex who looks like a rat.

Person A: Oh, you know Harry is from Romford!
Person B: I always knew he was a Romford Rat.

by youdrewstars July 12, 2024