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Something middle aged white business men wear as to compensate for something a little small in their lives
My friend: Dude that guy has a Rolex

Me: he’s certainly compensating for something
Rolex by Lil Rocket Man August 25, 2020
Something middle aged white business men wear as to compensate for something a little small in their lives
My friend: Dude that guy has a Rolex

Me: he’s certainly compensating for something
Rolex by Lil Rocket Man August 24, 2020
doing prison time
rolex by aleda rickey October 30, 2008
a rolodex on your f**king wrist
can i have your number? ok, hang on, let me put that in my rolex
Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one

Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.
Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch

Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you

Friend: looks at you surprised

You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END
Rolex by Pussydetroyer101 December 22, 2018
A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).

To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Rolex by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019