Rolex

A trash song for trash people

"Have you heard Rolex by Ayo & Teo?"
"Yeah, it sucks"

by RapperRaters August 9, 2017

Rolex

Something middle aged white business men wear as to compensate for something a little small in their lives

My friend: Dude that guy has a Rolex

Me: he’s certainly compensating for something

by Lil Rocket Man August 25, 2020

Rolex

Something middle aged white business men wear as to compensate for something a little small in their lives

My friend: Dude that guy has a Rolex

Me: he’s certainly compensating for something

by Lil Rocket Man August 24, 2020

rolex

doing prison time

where have you been? Rolex baby.

by aleda rickey October 30, 2008

rolex

a rolodex on your f**king wrist

can i have your number? ok, hang on, let me put that in my rolex

by Rory - the original, bitches October 25, 2007

Rolex

Term.1 A watch that costs more than everything you own and you probably need to not eat for 6 weeks to get the cheapest one

Term.2 somewatch that you probably tried to steal in 7th grade but you were gonna get fucked if you did.

Friend: I got that new 2000 dollar Rolex man
You: let me see it
Friend: sure *gives it to you*
You: yo look I got a new watch

Friend: okay, it's has been enough can I have it back?
You: *hold watch like it's his mother's pubic hair* man what watch *call 911* I ain't no friend I don't even know you

Friend: looks at you surprised

You: *disappears like his black father*
THE END

by Pussydetroyer101 December 22, 2018

Rolex

A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).

To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.

Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself

by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019