ROFLMAOSSMMB

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off Slowly Stroking My Metaphorical Beard.

Author : Will include the sociology of long distance flight (talking months) in a tin can.

Reader : ROFLMAOSSMMB THAT'S P R I C E L E S S

by Medulla Oblungata December 8, 2010

roflmaobama

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.

"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"

by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009

roflmaobama

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"

by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009

ROFLMAOUIVSM

A composite word using common (and not so common) internet acronyms.

Here is a break down:
Rofl : Roll On Floor Laughing
MAO : My Ass Off
UIVSM : Until I Violently Soiled Myself

Used to show that you found something so incredibly funny that you lost control of your anal sphincter in an extremely violent way.
First seen on LED boards at a Blue Man Group stage performance.

Friend: *Insert particularly hilarious joke*
You: Oh man I just Roflmaouivsm!!

by Weaseal December 30, 2008

ROFLMAOBFMA

Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, bleeding from my ass." Mid-90's IRC parody of ROFLMAO.

Cyber-chatter 1: Two men walk into a bar.
Cyber-chatter 1: One of them should have seen it.
Cyber-chatter 2: ROFLMAOBFMA.

by FltErthSo January 18, 2005

roflmaowesatswabocots

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, while eating spinach and turkey sandwiches with a bit of cheese on the side

Fred: I'm actually in quite the mood to go karate chop your big brother in the pancreas.

George:roflmaowesatswabocots

by aaronnnnn p. October 4, 2007

roflmaobmlo

The awesome compilation of the letters roflmaobmlo meaning "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barfing My Lungs Out"

Bill: "I heard that George Bush got assasinated"

Bob: "ROFLMAOBMLO!!!"

Bill: "I know, isn't that just hilarious?"

Loser that no one likes: "NO!"

by M V P June 16, 2007