Rod Stewart 

A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.

Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.

Rod Stewart by your Lord and Savior September 3, 2007

Rod Stewart 

The original fuckboi.

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.

Rod Stewart by goldengrey1776 December 12, 2021

Rod Stewart wasted 

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.

Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.

Rod Stewart wasted by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011

rod stewart syndrome 

Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.

Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.

rod stewart syndrome by Pedro Valdez May 18, 2006

Rod Stewart Old 

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

Rod Stewart Old by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

The Rod Stewart 

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

The Rod Stewart by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015