facebook rock bottom

When you realize your looking at someone's facebook profile that you don't care about, in fact you hate them, and everything you read about the profile disgusts you, and then you catch your reflection in the computer screen and you see the skin of your face sagging off your skull, and it scares you, and like a drug addict you see the end of your life surfing some idiot's profile so you delete your account...or just suspend it for now, because who know one day...you might be able to use if effectively and not waste time on it, because it's not a waste of time...right?

I threw up when I hit facebook rock bottom

by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

the "rock" bottom

when you fuck a girl in her ass, doggiestyle, put her head on the floor and procede to fuck this girl in her ass with your foot on her head.

i fucked this broad in her ass and i was stepping on her head, and now she's reached the "rock" bottom!!

by rocfourtwenty July 6, 2009

First world rock bottom

The emotional state of being both aware that one owns the tools necessary for survival, while simultaneously feeling apathy and detachment from them due to their poor condition or low quality.

-"Dude! Don't leave your parked car unlocked with the windows down!"
" First world rock bottom. Like I care what happens to it."

by Zpridgen75@gmail April 20, 2017

Kid Rock Bottom

Like hitting hitting rock bottom but one step further down. Like Kid Rocks career in 2017, or the feeling many of us have about our country after finding out he may be running for political office.

Wow, would you look at that guy .... He has finally hit Kid Rock Bottom.

by Renegade43 July 30, 2017

Robottom

Using a robot that can often times can be remotely controlled over the internet with a web cam to perform anal sex on a partner.

Many robots can be controlled remotely over the internet allowing the person remotely to see via a robot web cam and using VOIP through the robot. The robot has a device that when activated can thrust a device that can attach a dildo that can be pushed back and forth resulting in "robottom."

by Dr. Long Socks June 1, 2010

rock bottom

1. very deep part of the ocean near Bikini Bottom where Spongebob lives.
2. The Rock's wrestling move.

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

Rock-Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.

by Phlavor January 12, 2023