The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.
"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"
by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014
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A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.
Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
by BruinKiller3469 June 7, 2009
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The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
Get the Roadside Assistance mug.While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
by Scott Tenemen April 7, 2010
Get the Roadside Blow-out mug.when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can
matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off
NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
lauren: awwwwww get off
NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
by wolfs penis August 24, 2009
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by Lotter Lover May 18, 2017
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