Rivers

The most amazing boyfriend ever. He is sweet, good looking, and talented.

"I'm dating Rivers"
"Really?! You're so lucky!"

by Nichole R. October 19, 2008

River

An extremely sexy american boy. All girls love him and all guys want to be him. He is always the most popular person in the crowd.

Brad Pitt is such a river!

by thebeast000 July 8, 2011

River

Rivers are usually fine af and there cute and when they smile man it’s like ur heart just explodes!!! He’s a total sweetheart but kind of a heartbreaker but doesn’t mean to be. He’s shy until u get to know him and he for sure isn’t shy on Snapchat if he’s into you. And sometimes he will leave you on delivered fora whileeee :( you love him!

“Oh my ddI you see that guy at the skatepark today Sara?

“Ya he’s such a River”

by Sksksskdefinition October 21, 2019

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

by n00b August 8, 2004

River

A sexy man who everyone loves, but makes rumors about. He gets angry easily but the anger goes away eventually.

"OMG that mans such a river"
" YEa becky hes soooooooooooooooooo hot"

by rivvvvvvv December 8, 2017

The River

The fifth and last card turned in No Limit Texas Hold'em, Usually followed with the words "Fuck" or "Mise"

I had the four card flush and i hit the 5th club on the river and i was like "MISE!" until i saw he had the full house so i quicky followed with "Fuck!"

by Steve November 14, 2003

River

usually defined as a flowing body of water.
This person is often slippery like team rocket evading Ash Ketchum and their life is often as eventful as the show Riverdale!

A)Have u heard that river has a new partner?
B)NO I haven't I really need to watch the new episode of Riverdale!
A)ye catching up with river is always eventful...

by cElLo+cat= mY lIFe December 26, 2022