by Cassie April 07, 2004
by Flat 59 January 24, 2014
Rigid Shit Sticks:
1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet
2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet
2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!
I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
Another Australian expression of frustration, disbelief or amazement. Less popular cousin to fuck me dead.
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
An expression to convey surprise or even delight utilising the alliteration of letter ‘r’.
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
The surprise of having been anally violated in some violent manner in a farm yard or back country setting.
The preposition can vary but the sentiment remains the same. For example, ‘Roger me rigid with a barn pole!’ ‘.....up a barn pole!’ etc...
by J M Featherstone April 05, 2020
The term "rigid pigeon" refers to a state or condition characterized by extreme stiffness, inflexibility, or strict adherence to rules, norms, or procedures. It stands in direct contrast to the notion of being "loosey goosey," implying a lack of relaxation, adaptability, or freedom in approach, behavior, or mindset. This phrase typically describes someone or something that is overly structured, constrained, or resistant to change, often lacking spontaneity or the ability to improvise.
by mojolongball January 03, 2024
The historically accurate Viking erotica of J. G. Quintel 's universe in the series "Close Enough". Written by Alex Dorpenberger. Apparently, the erotica is good enough to reverse one's menopause.
by thatVietDude April 12, 2022